Martin Dew

A long discarded can of a certain carbonated green sugar beverage, Martin gained sentience from remaining unpopped for 40 years. He spent the next 40 years inside an abandoned convenience in Moab, Utah store sprouting limbs using the calories from his tangy yolk. From the 80's onward, Martin has been obsessing over his image. He fights with the crowd's viewing experience always in mind. The 40 year old tab can still be seen atop his head, unpopped to this day.